Forgot to share this-
I got a Christmas card to me and my boyfriend.
It said: TO ROISION AND WALTER.
Here’s what’s wrong with that..
- My name is spelt Roisin.
- My boyfriends name is Andy… Not walter..LMAO. (his last name is Waters though)
- It was from my mums husband. what the actual fuck. :|
Edit- nope it wasn’t a troll card, he was actually upset when my mum told him what he’d done Loolololol!
My friend just came round for a tea and chat..
And she reminded me of when we went to the park (we were about 9/10 at the time) and there was a weird man following us, we just ignored him and then tried to climb a tree, when we got down he was just standing nearby full on wanking, We laughed..ALOT and walked away..He kept following us and hiding round bushes with his knob out so we went home and told our parents.
When the police came to file a report they asked us to draw a picture of what he looked like, so I drew a big penis. ROFL. I WAS A HILARIOUS CHILD OMG.
Anyway we named him the willy wanker man, I’ll never forget that freaky little pervert.
There was a second willy wanker man on the same park a few years later.. This one had a slit in his shorts and it was just going *slap slap slap* as he walked. :\




